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Right then you lot, get a load of this.....a very popular thread over on Pughie's 'Pinky Doormat' PE3 Forum, brought back and updated here with a slight twist.... As the title suggests, you can now use between 5 and 10 words in your posts to keep the story flowing better, so here goes.....




.....So Pughie adamantly said, "this Forum'll ruffle a few feathers"...


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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Quoted from OomphPoomftie


.....So Pughie adamantly said, "this Forum'll ruffle a few feathers"...


...... but as long as the feathers make up a boa!......



Am i in Wonderland or Tomorrow's World Be Gone
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But, cause of success, strange things started happening to Pughie...


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it gave him a warm feeling and a lump in.............


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I have a better idea, said Pughie.....total world domination....


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the evilness of the trolling population.  A plan was constructed.........


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Pughie texted his most trusted Forum members, to devise plan...............


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Chemicalboy, Oomph Poomftie and Dannylee, never received any texts though!!!!  


(to which i'm deeply saddened-Pughie)


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they would try to make a story out of it !


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...Right Oomph, said Pughie, ungag EIS Richard, he's gonna confess................


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...he was a bit harsh there, said Chemicalboy to Dannylee...


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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...i know, jump leads on the nuts, positively shocking!  




(I'll keep posting on this thread until one of you intervenes or Pughie red cards me!! Lol)  


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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Now let's see if he can sing in falsetto!


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Ting......ting, ting, ting, ting..........ting, ting, ting


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ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting (Now!!! They shouted).........


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Who needs love like that!!!!!! (He shrieked).  


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However it was too late.  The new forum.........


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was holding its own and standing firm........


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As I do when Mrs Biffo has a headache




admin edit-(oh my God i think i'm going to be sick............Pughie)


GG4B
Try To Feel The Splendour Of it All.
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Sweet Surrender now ya bamstick shouted Oomph, this is great!!  


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We are not confined to only 5 words on this...........


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Forum and look chemicalboy even posted 12, and in red!


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Put the kettle on. Chemicalboy was very clearly acid tripping...


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...... slipped into something a little more comfortable,like a coma.....


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make the pilgrimage to visit Oomph at The Winchester Club...


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(Ok then seen as we have doubter in the camp, i'll explain the Winchester Club! It's ma double garage at the hoose, festooned with bar
parafanalia, optics, professnial karryjokey system and Erasure posters, discs etc.) Photo's of it were on the old EIS site, which as we all know is
somewhere in Richards laptop! .....   ANYWAY, BACK TO THE STORY)


Welcomed them all in heartily, served severial drinks, wearing only....



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(Will do Danny, it's ma smokin den tae!)


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No guarantees that he'll actually recieve it then!  


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selection of karaoke tracks, right said Dannylee, i'm singing................


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La Gloria, as a duet, with me, piped up Chemicalboy...


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went down an absolute storm...Pughie got up next, singing....


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man that had earlier, arrived wearing Andy's blue arseless chaps...


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shot glasses of Sourz Raspbery Shots arrived for Biffo's table....     


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(As the revellers all enjoyed the drinks, nibbles & Karryjoke @ The Winchester Social Club, (photo's to follow)...the intriguing story continues elsewhere in Ingerland...

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Inside it, Oomph held Rankmusic at qualitymusicpoint, naked of course....


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.Session Files procured, Oomph asked Dannylee to sort the wheat from the chaff...


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Clack valve and belt it out. Pughie then started singing....?


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Everything was dark, then from yonder came a light


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Quoted from chemicalboy
....it was the Light At The End Of The World.


Bravo chemicalboy  

Andy exclaimed "This is what I dreamed about whilst I........


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but the mask came off and it was really OomphPoomftie!  



LOL!  




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......... then another stood up and shouted "Im Spartacus!".....


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...It was actually Pughie, he'd been feelin the strain recently...


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And then all was silent.


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Dannylee was in his absolute element, stripping down Sweet Surrender....


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A bunny girl waitress, named Bonnie Clitor...very popular too...


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Mr. M, it's time for your medication ya total radge! ....  


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Progress was slow (but at least he had started). Oomph.....


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Daniel, this is the big one, you've been chosen to do it.....


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How about this Vince, said Dan, dink-dinky-dink-dink.dink.dink?


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Rolls, crisped up, smothered in HP Broon & Heinz Tommy....delicious!


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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..and the biggest packet of Bacon fries known to man!


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Chemicalboy or Agnes as he's really called, tucked right in...


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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politely asked him to close his mouth whilst eating...very uncouth.


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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Dannylee ran out the studio toilet, "i'd give that 10 minutes!"  


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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The nerves were getting to him, although it could have............


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Been the 'ring burner deluxe' chilli that Vince sent to him....


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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