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Charlotte's a Harlot, dresses in Scarlet....Mary dresses in Green..


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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Quoted from OomphPoomftie
Charlotte's a Harlot, dresses in Scarlet....Mary dresses in Green..


We used to have payslips at work that were sealed and went though a dot matrix printer. Some details, those on the outside were printed with ink. Others just had the printer head strike to trigger the crazy magic cc paper inside. If you wrote on the outside it would transfer inside. If you put some paper on top on the payslip and wrote the pressure would transfer it inside but leave the outside unmarked. So, if you wrote "Charlotte the harlotte takes it up the ar*e" you wouldn't see it until you open it. Someone did that and it's one of the best stories I have from 12 years at my current workplace!


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Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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I see the smut has crept in. Be aware, Biffo is now a teetotal, strict Baptist Presbytarian


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