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IT'S BACK!!!!

Things you will never do - Go!(again)

I will never believe how classy this new forum looks.
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I will never believe how quickly chemicalboy set the games up again!  


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I will never stop playing them


Am I In Tomorrows World or in a Sweltering Violet Flame? oh look- World Be Gone!
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Quoted from Mikedepaz
I will never stop playing them


I will never be happier now that Mikedepaz has had his posting finger removed from traction.
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I will never change my forum username ever again.....this was my original name on the EIS Forum many years ago till Greg banned me!
(Long story, basically all wildb0ys fault!)

I shall of course behave myself over here, as i did impecably over at Pughie's 1st Forum.   (well, ish......)


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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I see Chemicalboys been boostin his post no's anyway.....


I will never confirm nor deny this. (new favourite smiley)
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I will never confirm nor deny that Chemicalboy likes tongue....... (but he's into rimming!)  


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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I will never believe Tippy Ashwood isn't buried in OomphPoomftie's chamber of pain.
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Yes thank-you buddy, i'm rumbled!!

I will never be able be able to look Chemicalboy in the eye after that last revelation, when we eventually meet..


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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I will never believe all my posts on the PE4 forum never got transfered over here.....


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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I will never let the X Factor wind me up again! (Not sure how long I'll last on this one)  


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I will never believe Dannylee has double the posts of Chemicalboy, while i only have a third of Dannylee's, and that i am only slightly behind Chemicalboy.......


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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I will never believe it either!


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I will never want to have a drink as much as I do now     


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I will never believe that the X-Factor is not staged to within an inch of it's life......
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I will never stop wondering what comes after minimum member??????????


Minor member?  

I will never give it another thought until it happens


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I will never stop wondering how many posts i will have to make, before my profile changes to 'Throbbing Member'....   


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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I will never stop wondering how many posts i will have to make, before my profile changes to 'Throbbing Member'....   


....a long way to go, got to get through 'Stirring Member' first.


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Quoted from dannylee
I will never let the X Factor wind me up again! (Not sure how long I'll last on this one)  


Good luck with that one..........

It seems very shortly (5 posts probably) i'll not be top poster,damn you dannylee



Am i in Wonderland or Tomorrow's World Be Gone
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Quoted from Pughie

It seems very shortly (5 posts probably) i'll not be top poster,damn you dannylee



It's quality not quantity.  Afraid I can't take any credit for the former!  

Great forum Pughie, Cheers



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I will never stop laughing at the 5-10 Word Story Thread, and it's only just started!


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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Quoted from dannylee
I will never get tired of posting here
Well it took less than a week to beat my post score ..... and i
started the place!!

I bow down to you  

All hail the King





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Well it took less than a week to beat my post score ..... and i
started the place!!

I bow down to you  

All hail the King





I must decline, you will always be King Pughie  


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GG4B
Try To Feel The Splendour Of it All.
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LOVE ME FOREVER .....
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I will never catch up dannylee's post count without resorting to dirty tactics


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I will never catch up dannylee's post count without resorting to dirty tactics


I will never be able to stay in front of Pughie unless I start posting something of meaning.


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Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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I will never stop loving Union Street Live's Oh L'Amour, Blue Savannah, & Stop! 3 totally stonkin versions....


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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I will never believe that chemicalboy wouldn't help Keith Lemon if needed  


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I will never believe the costume i've been talked into wearing for a Halloween do 2moro nite.....basically, it involves a hospital style backless gown....and we'll
leave it at that!  


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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I will never believe now Chemicalboy has overtaken me in the 'post' stakes



(oh look ive just equaled again)


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I will never need to dress up for halloween.


That bad eh?


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That bad eh?


T'is why I live in a box and only go out after dark.
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I will never wear a backless gown again with pished up wimmin around........   


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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I will never wear a backless gown again with pished up wimmin around........   


Another night at A&E?



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Aye if only it were that simple as a trip to a and e mate! was at a Halloween party and went as a ghoul with a shroud on, which like a hospital gown, is backless...boxers with holes cut out for modesty were worn also I may add!  


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I will never believe just how many glasses of Sourz Raspberry Shots have just been delivered to Biffo's table in The Winchester Social Club over in the 5-10 Word Story

thread.....i DO believe however, that they'll evaporate pretty quickly, knowing The Biffmeister........   


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I will never know what happened to Pudsey's eye.


It was taken out by Lenny Henry as an amusing skit for Comic Relief.



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It was taken out by Lenny Henry as an amusing skit for Comic Relief.



I will never cease to be amazed by Pughie's in depth knoledge of teddy bears.
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I will never suss out how to upload photo's on here.....it's all a bloody mystery to me.  


You can use the upload button when writing posts and that attaches the pic or use an outside photo site like photobucket or Flickr then use a link and post that directly into post


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I will never believe how this forum is growing stronger all the time....well done Pughie mate.


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I will never stop loving listening to music thru ma 'Bose Acoustic Wave Music System II' .... simply the bees knees, the mutts nuts, tojo's tadger.  


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I will never stop loving listening to music thru ma 'Bose Acoustic Wave Music System II' .... simply the bees knees, the mutts nuts, tojo's tadger.  


I only have the wave radio (actually two of them) and agree that Bose systems are rather special!  




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I used to have a twin tape deck and linear tracking turntable AMSTRAD ...... is that about the same spec?


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I used to have a twin tape deck and linear tracking turntable AMSTRAD ...... is that about the same spec?




Aye pretty much Pughie, they're a very similar spec! Ma folks had one mid to late eighties, 'it's got a nice tone' would be their description of
it's stereophonic sound! lol



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I will never find out what upset Chemicalboy last weekend.  


I will never disclose what happened last weekend - but it did not involve goose fat and vegetables.
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I will never believe that I have been barred from the Winchester already. My marrow is most miffed.....


I will never need to buy a barrow as I believe chemicalboy has got one going spare.


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I will never stop enjoying Dannylee's Nightbird Mix of Sweet Surrender...there's a lot goin on in it.


I will never be happier than when people like my mixes  


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Did that one include vodka and irnbru?  


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Did that one include vodka and irnbru?  


I will never believe Oomph went 3 days.....
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I will never believe Oomph went 3 days.....




I will never know how i didn't spot Chemicalboy's quip days ago!!


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I will never understand snowman etiquette....is it ok to destroy thy neighbours snowman?


Only if it is better than yours.  Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours snowman.


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I will never believe how much Erasure related news there is today.



I know it takes me ages to make it up


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I will never quote myself......
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I will never react well to MOANING!!!!! > >


WHY, what's wrong with you?  You've never had it so good! Not like in my day! I remember when........etc.......etc......blah......blah  


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I will never moan about chemicalboy (I hear he doesn't react well to it!)


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Quoted from dannylee
I will never moan about chemicalboy (I hear he doesn't react well to it!)




Very clever  



Am i in Wonderland or Tomorrow's World Be Gone
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I will never understand why Chemicalboy doesn't go for a HistericalRectum operation, it'll tame the mood swings..


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Quoted from chemicalboy
I will never have a HistericalRectum operation because the very thought brings tears to my eyes.

I will never cry over Chemicalboy's Histerical Rectum.


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I will never let chemicalboy paint my toenails even if he is proved wrong  

p.s. I don't accept Monopoly money but bank transfer will do very nicely.


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I will never go anywhere else to get my toenails painted, Chemicalboy does a wonderful job.


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I will never understand how people find  Miranda Hart funny.


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I will never vote for an Independent Scotland, and I am unanimous in that.


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I will never be concerned with the music charts.
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I will never ever like Justin Bawbag contrary to how the 5-10 Word Story is going just now.


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I will never ever like Justin Bawbag contrary to how the 5-10 Word Story is going just now.


Yeah right!

I will never believe Oomph's last post  


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I will never stop hunting Chemicalboy & Dannylee down to make them Beliebers....they know they want to cause they're weak...




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I will never stop hiding in Chemicalboy's garden watching him shake his mince to the funky music...


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Quoted from OomphPoomftie
I will never stop hunting Chemicalboy & Dannylee down to make them Beliebers....they know they want to cause they're weak...


I will never need hunting down.  


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Quoted from OomphPoomftie
I will never stop hiding in Chemicalboy's garden watching him shake his mince to the funky music...


I will never tell Oooooooooomph that I live in a top floor flat.

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Quoted from OomphPoomftie
I will never stop hiding in Chemicalboy's garden watching him shake his mince to the funky music...


I will never be sure as to whether Chemicalboy even likes funk


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I will never tell Dannylee or Chemicalboy to get yourselves away to funk.  


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I will never ask dannylee to remix JLS


Am i in Wonderland or Tomorrow's World Be Gone
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I will never understand Dannylee's obsession with wanting to remix Justin Bieber...


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Quoted from OomphPoomftie
I will never understand Dannylee's obsession with wanting to remix Justin Bieber...


I will never understand either  


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I will never hear Pughie do the TACOM MC Kinky rap......I reckon he would nail it too.


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Quoted from chemicalboy
I will never kidnap people and keep them in my basement.


I will never see the light of day again.


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Quoted from dannylee


I will never see the light of day again.



Brilliant!!!!


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I will never believe my request to change the 5-10 word story to just The Story
has not been acknowledged by the powers that be here....i.e. El Capitatano Pughie.  


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I will never believe my request to change the 5-10 word story to just The Story
has not been acknowledged by the powers that be here....i.e. El Capitatano Pughie.  


I will never believe that silence usually means no  


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I will never give up on my quest to improve the quality of shite I write here by wanting boundarys lifted....


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I will never believe that Oomph's shite will ever improve  


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I will never believe that dannylee just bismerched me in that post.  


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I will never use besmirched in a sentence.......Oops  


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I will never know why I used bismerched in the first place!!


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I will never see the day when the 5-10 word story is derestricted.

I will never see the word besmirched used so much unless someone starts the Besmirched Thread.

I will never know when 9:30 pm became 'getting late'.
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I will never stick to just 5-10 Words in The Story thread.

I will never know who said to Chemicalboy that half nine was getting late

I will never lose the enduring image of Pughie Bunny Boy in white fluffy trunks.....


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I will never believe Chemicalboy's last post as  he started the trend of multiple answers....


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I will never be believed by Oooooooooooooooooomph.

I will never be a trend setter.

I will never leave multiple answers again.
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I will never understand what the question is that needs answering?


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I will never believe my last post in 'The Story' (formerly the 5-10 word story)  


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I will never believe that Oomph has taken the 5-10 word story hostage and thinks he can get away with it.  Although I believe Pughie has conceded seeing as he used 11 words himself the other day  


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Yes that was noted our beloved leader blatantly flaunted the rules.....I will never trust in him ever again!,


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I will never apologise for exceeding 10 words again, although I live in fear of doing so  .  


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I will never live in fear of being banned for bending the rules slightly, I'll just say it was my alter ego!


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I will never get to sleep unless dannylee logs outta here!,


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I will never......zzzzzzzzzzzzzz


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I will never believe the exceptionally high standard of writing by the top team of 3 across this forum , keep it up lads. Nighty Night!


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I will never believe how Pughie doesn't think his life is so exciting......he has a great team of writers!!  


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I will never understand why members 'Baidu Spider & Googlebot' never post anything....they're on here often enough....


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I will never understand why members 'Baidu Spider & Googlebot' never post anything....they're on here often enough....


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I will never believe how Pughie doesn't think his life is so exciting......he has a great team of writers!!  


Scriptwriters for my life


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I will never understand HMRC's VAT Dept. What a shower of utter useless twats.


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I will never understand HMRC's VAT Dept. What a shower of utter useless twats.


I will never tell HMRC that Oomph's probably fiddling his VAT return  


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I will never believe that HMRC's VAT Dept. took 40k of my hard earned off me last year, & STILL want a grand more now.....
no fiddle, just a bunch of useless, know-feck-all, tell you one thing, mean another useless feckin' cants.


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I will never believe that HMRC's VAT Dept. took 40k of my hard earned off me last year, & STILL want a grand more now.....
no fiddle, just a bunch of useless, know-feck-all, tell you one thing, mean another useless feckin' cants.


I will never jest about such things again  

Had to deal with them a couple of years ago.  They owed me, had to give them a pound of flesh!


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I will never mention HMRC on here again. Nor send them a thank-you card!


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Stop being amazed by how long Richard can hold back the new EIS Website upgrade


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Stop being amazed by how long Richard can hold back the new EIS Website upgrade



Yeah it's bloody ridiculous, over 4 months now with nothing but a crappy testcard, it better be gid when it eventually comes back online.


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Yeah it's bloody ridiculous, over 4 months now with nothing but a crappy testcard, it better be gid when it eventually comes back online.


It's up!  There is a section asking for fan sites / forum links.


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I will never believe it's taken 4 months for the EIS site to look so cheap n tacky.


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It's up!  There is a section asking for fan sites / forum links.


I've submitted this 4rum.



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I've submitted this 4rum.



I will never believe Pughie had to submit this forum. It should have been an automatic choice.
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I will never believe Pughie had to submit this forum. It should have been an automatic choice.



RECOMMEND AN ERASURE FORUM OR COMMUNITY

It’s a new website so we’re starting this section from scratch to see who’s paying attention!
If you know of any great Erasure forums or online communities then let us know using the nominate button below. We’ll check the links out, and if we like the look of them we’ll list them here shortly…

Thank You!

NOMINATE

Well I had to and indeed did!!


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I will never find out Chemicalboy's real name....Cecil, Quentin, Farquhar & Robin being a few possibilities...


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I will never find out Chemicalboy's real name....Cecil, Quentin, Farquhar & Robin being a few possibilities...


Agnes.
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Quoted from chemicalboy
I will never repeat myself.




That's one way to catch Dannylee up in the most posts stakes anyway...    




I will never believe Agnes has stooped to dirty tricks...  


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I will never catch up with dannylee.....however I'm hot on Agnes's backside...


I will never allow Oooooooooooooomph to be 'hot on my backside'.
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I will never post five times in a row on this thread and draw attention to myself


I will never consider posting 5 times in a row as self promotion. 6 times however, would have been shameless......
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I will never underestand how a blue meanie hasn't deleted Agnes's unnecessary posts.......he'd be back down to single figures!!  


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I will never underestand how a blue meanie hasn't deleted Agnes's unnecessary posts.......he'd be back down to single figures!!  


You would both be beating me!  

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Well done Mr Dannylee sir - 1000 posts of pure entertainment (give or take 999)


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I will never make the long trip to the Winchester Club without a bottle of sherry and a wet fish



  


I will never go to T In The Park, although it is but 5 miles from me.


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I will never stop loving 70's & 80's comedy.


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I will never believe I have not discovered this until now - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cct3TOI1XQ
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I will never believe how many bird shites are on the Winchester doors, feckin things.


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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I will never understand why all these birds have it in for Oomph.


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I will never believe how short lived that was  


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Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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I will never believe Agnes's last statement.....


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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I will never post again after I reach 1000 posts.


I will never make such a ridiculous statement again. (At least not until post 1999)
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Quoted from chemicalboy


I will never make such a ridiculous statement again. (At least not until post 1999)


I will never believe Agnes again  


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I will never believe that Agnes broke his promise of not posting again once he'd reached the 1,000 mark....(though i'm actually glad he did  )


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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I will never get o 1000 at this rate


Am i in Wonderland or Tomorrow's World Be Gone
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I will never believe Pughie has thrown the postings towel in.  


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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Quoted from Pughie
I will never get o 1000 at this rate


I will never doubt that Pughie will be the 4th member of the 1000 club.

Who the 5th member will be though, god only knows......
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I will never get off the medication at this rate


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I will never believe the cocktail of drugs dannylee takes daily....Valium, Viagra, Methedone...


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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I will never want total control.
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Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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I will never win the bloody, pissing, fucktodger Euromillions. And that, as you can tell, frustrates me enormously.
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I will never taunt Agnes whilst he's in a bad mood....


Yes folks, this is a big one, the high...light of the week. The Holiday Princess Competition..Now, now Dad, put down those Field Glasses.  
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I will never be in a bad mood with Ooooooooooooooooomph.
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